January 2012
11 posts
BUHAHA not only did Ovi get suspended for 3 games for being a douche, he’s being replaced in the NHL All Star game by a Penguin :D  
Jan 25th
Hey, COD kids, how does feel paying $60 for a game, then $50 per year to access rehashed maps?
Jan 25th
Rocksmith realized that Im a pretty good guitarist, so it threw me a Cure song as an encore. Kicked my ASS. Robert Smith, you are awesome
Jan 25th
Northwest Federal Credit Union rocks. Moved all our account there, just finished refinancing both cars there. Took my car payments from $854 /mo to ~$600 a month just by lowering the rate. Stupid interest payments. Kids, don’t let the dealer talk you into financing, EVER
Jan 24th
Downside of .45ACP, the Sig Sauer mags almost break your thumb trying to get that eighth round in there.  My dinky 9mm feels like loading a .22
Jan 15th
Right about now, LSU is probably starting to regret all those ‘overrated’ comments they made last week
Jan 10th
VT got robbed blind, worst overturn call evar.  The only way he could have had that ball more secure was to tape it to his chest or something.
Jan 5th
Damn, I was expecting the Sugar bowl to be an offensive marathon, but nothing really has happened until the Michigan craziness with a minute left in the 2nd
Jan 4th
Yeah fuck, watching family guy via Netflix app until ESPN pulls their head out of their fucking ass and fixes the streaming. Yes, ESPN, I’m watching Family Guy streaming in HD but somehow the shit connection from the Rose Bowl is due to my connection.
Jan 2nd
Good job ESPN, did you think that only 5 people were going to stream the Rose Bowl or something? Shit resolution even on a high speed connection, and now the app won’t even load. First major tech failure of 2012.
Jan 2nd
Had grass fed veal shank for dinner at Il Fornaio’s, sorry PETA, it was delicious
Jan 1st
December 2011
15 posts
New Years Eve drinks at The Tasting Room, and then 9pm reservation at Il Fornaio’s for NYE party and midnight toast. And then start my new job on Jan 3rd. Huzzah!
Dec 31st
Hey, Chick-fil-a, it’s 10:45pm, the wife is asleep, I’m trying to watch the Baylor game at low volume, STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING CAR ALARM COW COMMERCIAL AT MAX VOLUME, srsly, I’m going to go eat a few cows now
Dec 30th
Fook yeah, Christmas!
Dec 25th
Unrelated Christmas post, unsubscribed from @notch finally, if he’s going to be a fucking tard when it comes to US law and bills, I really don’t see the reason for wasting my time reading his drivel on tumblr.   He took every reason pirates and crybabies hate SOPA and reposted them, SOPA has some very real problems, and they don’t involve rooting out legit pirates and cheap...
Dec 25th
Good wine, good sushi, good friends, awesome 2011 Christmas Eve
Dec 25th
Dec 22nd
We all know St. Nick. Well, meet Krampus, the... →
We all know St. Nick.  Well, meet Krampus, the demon that follows St. Nick and punishes bad children.  Nightmare fuel. 
Dec 11th
Why is TMobile’s Pay and you Go refill screen asking for the last 4 of my SSN as a required field?  When did that start?
Dec 10th
John Galt = A shit character in a shit book by a dumbfuck shit author. Ayn Rand is to philosphy like Stephanie Meyers is to intelligent fiction.
Dec 9th
Erm.. GOP blocked the payroll tax deduction, and countered with one that lays off 250,000 Federal workers?  The fuck?  The unemployment rate JUST went down.  I get they are trying to reduce gov’t spending but that’s not exactly the way to do it.
Dec 8th
A mammoth thigh bone has been found in permafrost in Siberia. Scientists say it is cloneable :D Although after seeing a Mammoth vs Dragon fight in Skyrim, we might want to wait on that one.
Dec 5th
Wait wait wait, Brandon Wheedon from OSU is 28 years old??  Come on, is that even allowable?
Dec 4th
Was up until 3am rearranging code/documents and deliverables for the customer.  Do believe I will be spending today coding in my PJs.
Dec 1st
OWS: You can’t call yourself ‘peaceful protestors’ when you throw rocks/debris at officers in an attempt to get them to retaliate so you can be a Youtube star.
Dec 1st
OMG Sliders is on Netflix instant queue.  Another great show, fucked by Fox in its prime.  I had a huge crush on the girl playing Wade when it was on in the mid-90s.
Dec 1st
November 2011
11 posts
Happy 1129 Day!
Nov 29th
The Ron Paul cult is staging a Twitter bomb tomorrow.  To be seen by teenagers, college kids, OWS and the unemployed, since everyone else will be travelling for the holidays.
Nov 22nd
The OSU game was INTENSE
Nov 20th
2 notes
Ugh, didn’t sleep at all last night, woke up feverish, seemingly swollen/scratchy throat.  Strep is going around work, I better not have caught it >:|
Nov 16th
1 note
Suck it
Replacing the capacitors on the tv didnt work, but even with a busted tv I just went 45-9 on COD4 :D
Nov 14th
I was late to the game on the whole Penn State scandal, but Penn State’s decision to fire Joe Paterno after he went through the proper channels to report the issues is outrageous.  It may be a small gesture, but if/when I decide to complete my PSU degree, it won’t be with PSU, and I will henceforth refer to myself as a ‘college’ dropout, not a Penn State dropout :P
Nov 10th
Oh good, the Occupy Wall Street asshats are going to march down to DC.  As if the traffic, angry drivers, smelly metro trains and clueless peds weren’t enough, we get to add a huge handful of entitled, whining hipsters that demand a 6 figure salary after completing their low demand, low pay degree.  PROTIP: In DC, if you hop in the road, or attempt to block the road, you will be occupying...
Nov 9th
BF3, hard mode, no aim assist, no reload tip, and a nice bottle of wine
Nov 5th
Hopefully I sent a message by returning all my Call of Duty games to get Battlefield 3.  Nah, but it felt nice paying only $18 for BF3.
Nov 5th
Another irritated Samsung customer.  We bought our 42” LCD tv (LN-T4066-F) in 2008.  About six months ago it started having the random line problem/screen blanking problem that a lot of other owners are reporting.  Options?  $800 to repair, or buy the same model now for $500.  OR, $15 for capacitors and Chris’ steady hand at the solder gun :D 
Nov 4th
I now demand to be called, Cosme McMoon!
Nov 3rd
October 2011
21 posts
Took delivery of the iMac for testing at work a few weeks back, finally got a chance to unbox it and setup today.  Hit the power button, screen is dead.  To the Apple Store it goes tomorrow :P  $1500 paperweight.
Oct 31st
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Koch Bros (bankrollers of the Tea Party and climate gate) fund study to prove climate change isn’t real, results of study confirm global warming.  Koch Bros Y U MAD
Oct 31st
Just heard a random voice coming through my computer speakers.  GHOSTS???  Or… cell phone electromagnetic waves being picked up by my overly sensitive, exposed wires?
Oct 31st
Fox News running title of “Trick or treat Gore! Snow falls before Halloween in NE”.  Heavy snow fall earlier than normal is a result of warmer than normal ocean temps.  A fucking 5th grader could tell you that.  
Oct 31st
Jew isnt a playable word in Words with friends? fuck you zynga, its not a ‘bad’ word
Oct 30th
Its…. snow-ail-eeting?  Something outside, wtf
Oct 29th
Oct 29th
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I got the weekly sales paper, and clipped coupons from it.  Am now taking said coupons to the grocery store.  I have become… FRUGAL MAN
Oct 29th
Oct 28th
YAYYY my NFA forms from the ATF came today.  Now gotta fill ‘em out, get fingerprinted, get the Sheriff to sign them, then wait 3 months for the stamp :P
Oct 28th
I was just accidentally exposed to Courtney Stodden.  What a piece of shit.  Countdown to death by overdose: 2 years.
Oct 28th
Time for some Ministry and reflection
Oct 26th
Sveet, my Form 1, 922 statement and fingerprint cards are on the way for the M16.  One step closer!
Oct 23rd